Life Experiences Mugs

Women

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

"I'm out! A free man. Done my time. Paid my debt to society. Strike that off my bucket list."

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

Life and Death

Snake Charming

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Yes, Bwana?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"