License Lore Explorer Pillows

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"But wait, there's more."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

Magus

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

'Was it good for you, babe?'