License Lore Explorer Mugs

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Single men in Tahiti

"My aloofness is a mask."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Tunnel of Life and Love

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Wait

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"But wait, there's more."

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Magus

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers