Library Warrior Pillows

'Honey, it's for you...something about overdue library books?!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Big Bang Theory.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Two Generations of Readers

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.