Library Warrior Pillows

'Honey, it's for you...something about overdue library books?!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Big Bang Theory.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Two Generations of Readers

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Charles Addams.