Book Warrior Pillows

Banned!

Conan the Librarian.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

Soldier armed with a pen.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'