Library Strongman Pillows

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Myths and legends...

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Caber

Small child checks out a book.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

strong man bends an iron bar

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"People used to be more considerate."

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Weigh station

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Wait. We're the pests?"

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.

Entomology Reference: Bees, wasps, drones.

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

"This spells out the council's decision - in easy to read emoticons."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

American Dream/Woke

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.