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"How should I know if this the book I'm supposed to return if I haven't even read it?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'This is you, enlarged.'

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Hoxton map.

California Beverages Map

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lost

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'