Library Cartographer Gifts

"How should I know if this the book I'm supposed to return if I haven't even read it?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Hoxton map.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

California Beverages Map