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'Would you like to borrow these?'

'Middletown Library: painting the town well-read.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Myths and legends...

'What does it say, Dad?'

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'