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'Would you like to borrow these?'

'Middletown Library: painting the town well-read.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

'What does it say, Dad?'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Myths and legends...

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Ask your computer.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'