Librarians Pillows

Information booth and what to do with it.

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."

'I'm encouraging him to read.'

One student: 'It's been awhile since I last read a book.' The other student: 'What's a book?'

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"I never realized how hard my grandparents had it until I learned they had to go to a library to plagiarize things."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Book Shop - worker reading 'How to get a better paid job'."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

Tree of Knowledge. Tree of Commonly Accepted Misconceptions.

Censorship | Not Censorship

Books or Screens

Goodnight Moo

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

The pop-up book of fighters

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

'I told you to learn to read before you started signing legislation!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Dylan Thomas

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Litterary Dogs.

How to save money. 'This book is late. That's a three pound fine.'

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

Children playing in a library

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'