Liberated Woman Pillows

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

Weathervanes.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

Freedom!

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"What a relief."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

Christmas jig

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

WARDEN, 'Good luck on the outside, Murdock -- be sure to visit our gift shop.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'

"But I might get attacked by someone on a tagging order."

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."

Caged Woman Releases Caged Bird.

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...