Liberated Thinker Pillows

Marriage Counsellor's room with lots of nude statues.

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Freedom

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Internal Prisons

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Voltaire.

Meta data retention.

Spirituality.

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

Freedom!

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."