Liability Legend Prints

Lawyer to other: 'If you ask me, whiplash cases are a pain in the neck.'

"Now that's a win."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'

Spring cleaning.

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

Mitch McConnell

A Guide to Mustaches

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'Where's the starter?'

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.