Liability Chaser Pillows

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Gloat

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Counting my Bonus...

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Careerist

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

Shopping Torture

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"