Liability Chaser Mugs

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Gloat

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Counting my Bonus...

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Careerist

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Shopping Torture

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."