Lens Cap Lifter T-Shirts

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Wino Appreciation Group

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Graduate of 2021

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Ed's Salary Cap

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Handicap

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Master Plumber

Spelling for Dumbies.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

'And in order to make the experience of court less intimidating...'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."