Lens Cap Lifter Mugs

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Wino Appreciation Group

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Graduate of 2021

Ed's Salary Cap

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Octopus Baseball Fan

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Spelling for Dumbies.

'I like the hat.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Handicap

Master Plumber

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

My hat? It stands for "What would Freud do?" WWFD? ?

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

'And in order to make the experience of court less intimidating...'