Lemondrop Dreamer Pillows

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Kids with Fish Balloons

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.