Lemon Scent Fanatic Pillows

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'