Leisurely Landlubber Pillows

"I'd rather be at the office."

Sailor in Car.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The Speculators

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Come in here if you don't like....

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Terrainspotters.

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.