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'Once I gave a sucker an even break. It ruined my whole day.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Fresh pepper?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I love this time of day."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Man fishing with large bait

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."