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Scrabble night.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

AA Meeting Here Today

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

See you at the farmers market!

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Church Basement Foodie

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Midwest Winter Items.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

social services cuts

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Niche Extracurriculars

recycling

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Maypole

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Impotent Democracy