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Scrabble night.

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Do kids eat free?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

The Walk of Shame

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dance.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

After party at the spill club.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

Gangsta wrap.

God save the Queen.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'