Community Clubber T-Shirts

Scrabble night.

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Dance.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Do kids eat free?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

The Walk of Shame

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

After party at the spill club.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

God save the Queen.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'