Legislative Junkie Gifts

'Now, where were we?...'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

They're Not Just That Into It

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

G7 Summit Concern

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Turkish Democracy

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus