Legislation Buffs Mugs

'I'm feeling a little depressed, myself -- let's go think up some feel-good legislation.'

"You're fired."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Planet of the Lawyers

EU: Behind the scenes.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"My farewell gift!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Best System in the World

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Jerry Brown.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Who Let the Dawg In?

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The spend is high

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"I think it's a subpoena!"