Constitution Buffs Mugs

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"You were not put there to defend the Constitution, you were put there to kiss my butt! You're fired!"

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Antonin Scalia

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Ignorance of the Law

Upholding the Law