Legendary Lore Collector Gifts

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Define fair."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

7 More Dwarfs

"Which one is yours?"

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Folk o' the Wee

A were-cow.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Mephistopheles

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Loch Ness Monster

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Jekyll and Heidi.

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Mendel and the Pea.

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Dress for the job you want.

"Dang. I was hoping for oil."

Mermaids