Legendary Lore Collector Gifts

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Folk o' the Wee

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Loch Ness Monster

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Jekyll and Heidi.

Mendel and the Pea.

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you met Paul Bunyan...'

"It's good luck."

Dress for the job you want.