Legal Terminology Enthusiast Pillows

'What you refer to as looky-looks is classified as insider trading.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Counsel examining witness

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Trump Indicted

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"