Legal Sitcom Fan Pillows

"The defense calls for a thirty minute recess to sell the TV rights."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Not guilty?"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Antonin Scalia

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."