Legal Resolution Mugs

"Has anyone asked Horizon what it thinks?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

Sulk Shows

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'