Legal Research Pillows

'This search fee seems very high.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Trial by Media

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Do your research!

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."