Legal Analysis Pillows

"That's our legal department."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"Good boy."

Lynching on social media

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Ban on Free Speech

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Neo-International Law

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"