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'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

"It's finally happened. They've sued the pants off me!"

"We wuz robed!"

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."

British savings accounts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Dogs life

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"White Collar Prison"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

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