Legal Pun Collector T-Shirts

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Beanirrito"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Fist Bumper Cars

Tequila Mockingbird

Ms. Rusmore

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

This man is an island.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Racketeer

Artichoking victim

"Unplug and chill out."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Bell Hop

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop