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Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

CEO.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."