Juggling Paperwork Pillows

In, Out and Let Slide Tray.

"Welcome back Mr Thompson, you have a mountain of paperwork waiting for you!"

Golfing Boss

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Commutobile

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

Cut and Run

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'