Legal Lovebird T-Shirts

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

"Isn't it wonderful, Judge,we started out as co-defendants and ended up co-dependents!"

Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Bear Costume

'Cow in love'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

I only have eyes for you

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cupid and Targets

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Love is when you watch television together.

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Layer cake

Paint pots in love

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"This will be hilarious!"

Sitting in a tree

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I heard they mate for life."

Man propelled by love

Love is in the air...

Valentine Day

Incompatible.

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

A young couple in love.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."