Legal Line Walker Gifts

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Some walk, huh?"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

With Jury Duty for All

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'

Stand in the Q.

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

Woman and dog with mobiles

Man pushing his donkey along the road

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

"We'll swop at half time."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

City Limits. Caution-more rules ahead

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."

'You don't know how long I've wanted to say this: I'm ruling you out of order, Mr. Roberts.'

'Guilty? Do you realize how that would look if I decide to run for political office?'