Legal History Gifts

'That's what I like about Jeremiah - NOTHING gets him down!'

"You've been avoiding me." "Have not, Uncle Mort." "For weeks, you've been dashing out of rooms as soon as I entered." "Coincidence." "What about when I knocked on your door yesterday and you jumped out the back window?" "Look, Uncle Mort, I just didn't want to go through what I went through in 1994." "I was just going to say one thing about the 30th anniversary of the OJ Simpson 'trial of the century!'" "You would think the 'trial of the century' would've been the Nuremberg trials!"

Opening of the Royal Courts of Justice

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Lynching on social media

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Anti-Agent

"Good boy."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Louis Armstrong

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

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