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'They say this is the kind of job that separates the men from the boys.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I'm liking it already!"

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Impractical Gardener.

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Natural selection in action."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

First Contact

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'