Legacy System Thinker Gifts

"This is Mahoney - he's one of our youngest farts."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Clement Attlee

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'