Leftover Experiments Pillows

'I just thought you might like to try my leftovers for a change.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Chez Nous Menu

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Lockdown casserole

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'