Leftover Innovators Pillows

Old family recipes

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"If you ask me, between my stuff and your stuff, there's nothing left to invent."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

Recycling

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Curry for Breakfast.

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."