Leftover Experiments Prints

'I just thought you might like to try my leftovers for a change.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Chez Nous Menu

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Lockdown casserole

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"