Left-wing Satirist Pillows

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

The economy.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision