"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."
Left-handed Advocate Pillows
Add a touch of personality to their space with our cozy pillows celebrating left-handed advocates. Perfect for lounging or adding a fun accent to any room.
I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Humans...What is their purpose?
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"
"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"
'I blame global warming!'
New Road Signs to Watch For:
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
Climate Crisis
"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."
Government a la Carte
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
Water company bonus.
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
Human Rights and the USA
If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
Rubbish Carousel
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...
NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'
Left-handed Advocate Pillows Collection
Left-handed Advocate Mugs
Explore our full range of personalized mugs, perfect for celebrating left-handed advocates with humor and heart.
Left-handed Advocate Prints
Decorate your space with inspiring prints that honor left-handed advocates—artful, meaningful, and uniquely personal.
Left-handed Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts that showcase pride and personality for left-handed advocates—wear your uniqueness with flair.