Led Lover Pillows

The Statue of Liberty's torch has an LED lightbulb in it.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Zorro as a child.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

William Tell's Other Four Children