Led Lover Mugs

The Statue of Liberty's torch has an LED lightbulb in it.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.