Lecture Nappers Pillows

The Collective Unconscious

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Man and Machine snoozing

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'Ferguson hasn't done much, but he's highly employable because he didn't leave a paper trail.'

Yes, he's had his power meeting, now he's having his power nap.

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

Dreaming of Dollars.

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

It doesn't take her long to find the warmest place in the house.

Everyone's Asleep.

'I was watching that!'

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