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The Collective Unconscious

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Man and Machine snoozing

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Maureen, A pillow."

Bored Meeting

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'He stated jogging to work.'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

'Ferguson hasn't done much, but he's highly employable because he didn't leave a paper trail.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Yes, he's had his power meeting, now he's having his power nap.

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

Dreaming of Dollars.

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

Everyone's Asleep.

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

Natural sleep

'I was watching that!'